Tuesday, 26 April 2016


INTERSTELLAR  TRANSPORT   POD from MOTHER SHIP
Three Weeks from planet-fall.


                 SUBLIME 

                  
 Ridiculous:  Most of the information about Marijuana which I view on television is ridiculous. The exception which is an informative and factual report about marijuana does exist, but it is rare. Fortunately for them I have lost my notes about Barb, I think, the Culinary Cannabis Queen and the dispensary spokesman, I think his name was Charlie, both of these characters appeared on television as part of mainstream network news reports. I really think that reporters should be more careful about whom they choose to inform the public about Marijuana. Barb seemed to be grinding marijuana which she had decarboxolated by baking it in the oven, which is probably good  because otherwise the cystotilth hairs would irritate the stomach of anyone who ate the end product. Notably missing was the process where the marijuana was simmered in butter or coconut oil so that the turpins would be extracted and made available to be combined with food products and consumed in order to obtain the effect of the Marijuana. Her cooking procedures were as ridiculous as to sprinkle Marijuana on a piece of salmon and bake it in the oven. 

Equally ridiculous was the statement of a dispensary spokesman. "Marijuana dispensaries should be kept away from religious venues." What would the theory be: Marijuana use would lure them away from their imaginary friends?

It is just been on the crawl on CNN the Mitsubishi has been falsifying the scientific data regarding fuel consumption for  25 years. In addition, a large percentage of scientific papers are not scientific but falsified. This leads my train of thought and I hope yours to consider the latest studies which report indiscernible and unverifiable but terrifying and dangerous side effects caused by the use of Marijuana. In a prominently featured report an undergraduate student repeatedly announced that her study would prove that Marijuana use damaged the growing mind and created a potential for future personality defect and mental illness and that it made learning impossible. (once again). Within the last 5 minutes of the program the researcher announced that her project was inconclusive. That means there was no difference between Marijuana smokers and non smokers and no discernible defect caused by the marijuana use studied. Again and again I have heard prominent news personalities assert the unproven premise. News reporters should be more careful about where they get their News.        

Thursday, 14 April 2016

MARIJUANA CRITIC: MARIJUANA MISINFORMATION: THC CONTENT

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MARIJUANA MOTHER AUCTION









                          MARIJUANA MOTHER AUCTION


Marijuana sampling is a favorite new leisure activity for Canadians who require medical marijuana. Instead of purchasing the same old variety, medical marijuana customers enjoy trying the different strains of marijuana which are offered in small amounts as one gram or less. For a quite reasonable price the quality and effect of a strain of marijuana can be assessed. Consuming a new strain of marijuana can be a very interesting experience.                                                            

A medical marijuana dispensary owner who had purchased small amounts of marijuana from other dispensaries reported that despite labeling to the contrary many marijuana samples tasted very much the same and a similar effect. A case of distinction without difference according to my source.  

I mentioned that some dispensaries had 60 varieties of marijuana. The dispensary owner replied that flavoring techniques such as depriving plants of water and then watering with a flavoring solution such as jello! I am not sure if this method of changing the flavor of marijuana is illegitimate or undesirable. There is definitely a need to change the flavor of some marijuana. Whether that is done with orange jello or in some other manner would be something I would like to know about.  Feel free to post a comment.  

I toured a marijuana breeding facility. It is very interesting to see the growth of buds on closely related strains of marijuana. There are many different and interesting bud structures and incredible variations on similar aroma from plant to plant. The most successful plant varieties will be repeatedly cloned, replicated reliably over and over again. There can be a structural variation from the original seed grown mother plant. Usually other characteristics which the clones will have such as taste and quality of effect can be determined from the buds on the seed grown mother plant. Mother plants were beginning to be sampled several weeks before the buds are fully ripe, there is information to be gathered by studying the early bud.

A few years from now I would expect that breeders would hold auctions where growers would purchase stock. 


Some very serious businessmen would pick up their sample packs and perhaps pictures and videos. Stoners would be required to consume and test the subjective qualities of the various strains which would be offered for sale. I am not talking about getting a few clones to grow or breed, the winners of the auction bids would enjoy sole possession of the mother marijuana plant and any clones.

Hundreds of years ago there were enormous prices paid for Dutch tulip bulbs. I can just imagine the kind of competition there would be for the most desirable breeds of marijuana. The potential for the commercial growing of incredible varieties of marijuana would probably make new very desirable breeds of marijuana very valuable.  The additional potential which the purchase and growing of a strain would engender would be the ability to cross breed or cross back desirable strains of marijuana. There are well established techniques which can be used to stabilize or hybridize and thus destabilize a strain ( hybrid plants will reflect the characteristics of both male and female plants, in some cases hybridization will bring out the genealogy of a parent plant which was breed into the gene pool many generations earlier) or to feminize so that all seed created would produce female plants or to masculinize a strain or even a few blossoms and thus cross breed or cross back using a female plant.

I hear people are having fun trying little bits of marijuana, when the real fun begins they will take marijuana plants home and grow themselves the wonderful joy of new varieties.   
   
  



Monday, 4 January 2016

                                          HASHISH

Hash. Hashish Charas  are Marijuana products where the fibre and
leaf components of the plant are removed leaving only material which is composed of mostly glans heads. Charas, reputed to be the most pure and fibre free hashish is traditionally collected by rubbing hands on the resins ripe flower heads of marijuana plants or by rubbing the product against appropriate surfaces. the modern equivalent to a traditional finger roll hash would be the hash which is collected during the trimming of  Marijuana plants. The moist gooey resins which collect on sissors rubber gloves and fingers can be rolled into a stick, dried appropriately and smoked to be very much like an Afghan or Pakistan black hash product. Currently Erzatz black hash is produced from solvent derived extracts and ground up Marijuana. I would suggest this product is undesirable.

Black Hash which is dirived from broken glans heads through the Bubble Hash process is very different from Bubble  the Erzatz Black Hash and is desirable. The Black Hash raw material will be mostly in the 25 micron bag. This material should be dried very well and can be pressed into a very nice Afghan style Hash. Bubble Hash,  if genuine, will smell and taste very good and not at all of solvent. Bubble Hash made from unbroken glans heads will be in the 90 micron bag and it will be blond if it is treated and pressed properly. 

Concentrates produced from solvent extraction or from the very elegant pressing of Buds between pieces of parchment paper at temperatures which are indicated in the various internet tutorials on producing concentrates. Hashish is different from concentrates although it is derived from and composed of the same parts of the Marijuana Plant.

The most elegant of Hashish products are produced through dry screening. Traditionally it was believed that colas were beaten under different circumstances which allowed the collection of the glans heads. After a Marijuana plant is dried and is being finally trimmed up there might well be a silver colored dust on your nice clean processing table. Mixed in with the finger roll an excellent Hash is produced.

Hashish which is Lebanese or Moroccan style can be produced by rubbing properly ground Marijuana Buds and leaf which has glans heads on stems covering the leaf. This would be small leaves closely associated with buds which are trimmed off.   In Lebanon and Morocco mechanized screening machines rock back and forth sifting glans heads through screening material. The sifted glans heads can be pressed into slabs or sheets of Hashish.

Comparatively in North America Hashish is screened by hand or in rotary screening machines. Years ago high quality marijuana from the far east was allegedly screened and pressed in Morocco where every style of Hashish was produced commercially.

We have very high quality Marijuana in British Columbia today and some of the red and blonde hash is absolutely wonderful in taste and in effect and because it has been screened it should be the purest form of Hash or Marijuana particularity if the Marijuana was organically grown without the use of pesticides. 

Sunday, 6 December 2015

MARIJUANA AND HIPPIES

                                MARIJUANA AND HIPPIES


With reference to my previously posted blog:  I stated that Turpines contained about 18 % THC. I see claims of from 40 % to 80 % by other writers. I would appreciate information  on  reputable source for reliable THC content measurement. 

Hippies are known to consume and grow Marijuana. It is possible that the severity of anti-Marijuana legislation was driven by a desire to control and disenfranchise hippies, beatniks and blacks as these minorities are disliked by the rich, Police, Politicians and Government administrators. 

Fifty years ago I was an industrial worker biker in Vancouver British Columbia. It was a different time. Relations between the Police and the Public were friendly and authoritarianism had not yet become the practice followed by every Civil Servant. There were hippies in some parts of the city but the group of bikers that I knew did not know that hippies smoked marijuana. We thought it was a practice peculiar to the biker community. 

Today hippies are synonymous with marijuana culture and consumption of marijuana. Hippies are not heroin and cocaine addicts. Methamphetamine users may have long hair and may look in some ways like poor hippies but meth heads are not hippies. 

Hippies grow marijuana, generally using environmentally friendly pesticide free growing methods. The careful exclusion of pests and pathogens is accomplished through the use of bio-dynamic growing procedures such as dedicated footwear and clothing and by not introducing clones from other grows without being absolutely sure  that pests or diseases will not be able to enter an organic facility. I have accepted clones and quarantined and treated the clones until they were pathogen and pest free. It is not at all acceptable to spray pesticides and fungicides on marijuana crops. Larger more commercial types of grow-ops are more likely to be forced to use pesticides due to workers not being serious about bio-dynamic exclusion procedures or as a result of the practice of buying clones. It is likely that certified pest and pathogen free clones may be available in the future. 

 I am very suspicious of the new large Medical Marijuana producers who are immensely preoccupied with making money, the current methodology involving recruiting investors. In other words, the important priority for the Health Canada licensed commercial facilities is making money and  in particular making that easy money by using investor funds.   

Anti-marijuana statements are made that contaminants are introduced to Marijuana by dealers. I would suggest that disreputable persons should be avoided in every matter, the person you purchase Marijuana from should not be a criminal or unscrupulous person. Just because a commercial operation tested some marijuana and then supplies marijuana by mail is no guarantee that marijuana will be pesticide free. Contemporarily it is known that it is a mode of operation for commercial agriculturalists to fail to adhere to pesticide guide lines. Why should we trust these financially motivated persons and corporations who are not dedicated to producing fine uncontaminated product but to making money. This has never worked out in the past why would we be able to trust these persons this time. 

Proposed:  Canada Marijuana Exchange.

All Marijuana sales and purchases would be conducted using a form of bank cards and debit cards. Any person who wished to sell marijuana would make application for a charge card terminal, the purchaser would use a credit card or preloaded charge card which would be inserted into the Canada Marijuana Exchange terminal and the funds would be retained by the Treasury of the Government of Canada. In the case of recreational Marijuana it would be appropriate to charge PST and GST, about a 12% charge. Income tax deductions could be made. Canada's income tax system is different from that of the United States, higher rates kick in earlier. There is absolutely no reason to charge additional taxes. Marijuana usage does not have the severe expense created for the medical system by cigarettes and alcohol. Police enforcement expenses will diminish as well. I would suggest that with all transactions being conducted through the Canada Marijuana Exchange there would not be a large amount of cash available to thieves who might target Marijuana Producers or those who would avoid taxation. The Canada Marijuana Exchange terminal could print a label associated with each sale which would be retained with any Marijuana which a person had in their possession. Simple, foolproof and no money for armed robbers at dispensaries. 

Back to the hippies and Marijuana. The Canada Marijuana Exchange would provide a safe source of income for persons who in many cases would not have another source of income. The Canada Marijuana Exchange would collect Government Revenue for sure and right at the time the transaction to purchase Marijuana occurred. The purchaser could know the provider well and would be able to look the grower right in the eye and question whatever aspect of the production or processing concerned them, the purchaser. Bio Dynamic pesticide and fungicide free growing could be certified as zero contaminant products instead of contaiminated product which did not exceed a proscribed level of contamination. Inexpensive testing should be avaliable if only to check on pesticide or fungicide contaminate levels, organic bio-dynamic facilities should have zero pesticide or fungicide levels in the Marijuana.

Canada's hippy growers have a lot of experience growing without pesticides or fungicides, both out in the garden and in the grow room. Is it right, is it fair, is it practical to throw all of this out and put our trust in what appears to be a group of Stock Market Promoters. Any study of the now defunct Vancouver Stock Exchange will show what Stock Promoters do and how dishonest they are. I believe we should trust our environmentally conscious pesticide avoiding hippies.
 
Hippies have been unfairly criticized as lazy and non-productive and many negative characteristics which are untrue have been promoted in the media and by Police. Long-haired thieves and drug addicts are not hippies. Why can we not trust our present growers of Marijuana to continue to work and produce Marijuana. The Corporate Model of  Marijuana growing is an invention of Stephen Harper and his Conservative Party Government. Canadian voters threw Steve and the Gang out. Why should we continue their elitist corporate policies. 

This paragraph is not strictly about Marijuana. It seems that every group in our society has sensibilities which cannot be offended against, but not hippies. None of the of the emperical hippy values are acknowledged. Many degenerate characteristics are ascribed to hippies which have nothing to do with hippies. The farthest fetched example of this prejudice which I experienced was actually quite unbelievable. My ex-wife's family had a black sheep, actually more like black bacon; Avery took me aside on one of our rare meetings and told me "Do you know that your mother in law never referrers to you by name, only as Mesheugina or ' your Manson friend' ". I guess Charlie had long hair too. Hippies are not fools or twisted Cult Controlers.  We have suffered a bad mischaracterization which should be dealt with, eliminated and perhaps reparations might be in order.
 
 

 

Sunday, 15 November 2015

MARIJUANA CRITIC: MARIJUANA MISINFORMATION: THC CONTENT

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MARIJUANA MISINFORMATION: THC CONTENT




             MARIJUANA   CRITIC                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Marijuana Critic is dedicated to dispelling Marijuana Hogwash.                                                                                                                                                    


Marijuana sellers and Marijuana fearmongers are inflating the percentage of THC in Marijuana provided to the Canadian public.

It is my contention that Terpene extraction percentages are being touted as THC percentage concentrations. Terpenes are not 100% THC. 

I have attempted to research bulletproof information regarding the actual amount of THC which is contained in extracted Terpenes. 

Terpenes, as best information would indicate are 18% THC. I would appreciate any guidance in this mater from experts. 

If my preliminary research is correct, the percentages of THC would be less than ONE FIFTH of the declared as 100% THC Terpene extractions. 

A 12% alleged THC percentage would actually be 2.5% THC. 
The incredible 21% THC percentage would be just 4% THC.

I believe that there is misinformation about THC percentages in Marijuana. If you have information that I am wrong please notify me as soon as possible at marijuanacriticcanada@gmail.com .